being in your early twenties is like [grocery shopping alone] [having instant noodles for dinner] [remembering random details about that one friend you haven’t spoken to in five years] [feeling overwhelming guilt for every purchase that isn’t strictly “necessary”] [having midday naps] [finding out through facebook that the girl who was mean to you in high school has a husband and a baby] [falling a little in love with every stranger on public transport] [pretending you’re not afraid of being alone] [wondering when you’ll feel like a fully realized person] [listening to bands you liked in middle school] [blinking and it’s suddenly december] [failing to imagine yourself ten years from now] [feeling like you’re running out of time]
I can’t believe a humble security guard saved our planet from the aliens.
this is a fever dream right
He fucking DEATH DROPPED
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yuyuuyuyuu-deactivated20230726:
sorry for texting back fast i want u and i am in love with u
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Anonymous asked:
y’all are getting mad as celebrities for sending get well wishes?? i hate trump too but wtf are they supposed to say? ‘die bitch lol’????
heritageposts Answer:
yes
if both candidates die the presidency must go to ms. megan thee stallion by default. it’s in the constitution
part of me is like “what the fuck do you mean next week is august when last week was mid april” but then the other part of me is like “approximately 7 years have passed since december 2019 and july 2020″ so that’s fun
ok i’ll be the first to say it: the woodsy pictures and the folklore font? i think taylor internalized the Twilight Renaissance of 2020
during little things towards the end when niall pointed my mum was like “i bet he pointed to zayn.” and i said “no it was liam.” and she looked at me and was like “ZIALL FOREVER.”
why would I lie like this LMAO I had no control